SICK: I have Mono

I'm looking for a shirt that says "Kiss Me I Have Mono"

LIST: 9 Ways to say lets get outta here

lets make like a baby and head out
lets make like a tree and leaf
lets make like a sandwich and jam
lets make like a rock and roll
lets make like a storm, and blow
lets make like a library and book
lets make like a pantyhose and run
lets make like a hippie and blow this joint
lets make like horse manure and hit the trail